The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side Quotes

#1. Stop worrying whether the grass is greener on the other side. Find out how to own the other side.

Ashwin Sanghi

#2. Maybe the grass is greener on the other side depends who was standing in it. Sometimes you have to go over there and look.

Lynne Rae Perkins

#3. Even if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, keep to your own side; it's where you belong. There you can plant your own grass and tend to it.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#4. Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.

Douglas Adams

#5. Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence?

Teresa Bloomingdale

#6. I'm just confused. Everything's confusing. Everything beautiful is far away, or maybe everything far away is beautiful. It's like how the grass is greener on the other side. Grass just looks nicer from the other side, you know? Grass where you're standing looks like dirt with hair.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

#7. The grass is greener on the other side because someone tended to it.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#8. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Debbie Macomber

#9. Even if you think the grass is greener on the other side, you're going to have to mow that side too.

Joyce Meyer

#10. It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.

Laura Fraser

#11. The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. No, not at all. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.

Robert Fulghum

#12. Human girls always take love for granted. They want things to be wild and carefree all the time. And when it gets too comfortable or requires a little work, they just toss it off. I'd give anything to be loved by a guy like Jay. But I suppose the grass is always greener on the other side, right?

Wendy Higgins

#13. Is the grass really greener on the other side of the fence? No. The grass is greener where you water it.

Melissa Michaels

#14. The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

Erma Bombeck

#15. You know how they say the grass is always greener on the other side? It is greener, because you're not there. And if you go you'll trample it and leave dirty footprints and probably spill something poisonous.

Ekaterina Sedia

#16. If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf.

Nicky Gumbel

#17. ...the grass actually IS greener on the other side, but it's only because of the bodies buried there.

Robert Ford

#18. The grass is always greener on the other side. We are busy applying fairness creams while people in the West go bare-bodied on the beach to get a tan. Indian girls have ruled the roost when it comes to beauty pageants. I flaunt my complexion, and I am proud to be noticed as an Indian wherever I go.

Shilpa Shetty

#19. She was thinking that the grass really could be greener on the other side of the fence. It depended on who wa standing in the grass. Maybe you had to go take a look

Lynne Rae Perkins

#20. Grass is always greener on your side, just switch places with your neighbor.

Saru Singhal

#21. But the grass ain't always greener on the other side,
It's green where you water it

Justin Bieber

#22. If the grass is always greener on the other side, invest in a hosepipe.

Tim Rees

#23. The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. The grass is greenest where it is watered.

Robert Fulghum

#24. The grass beyond your fence is always greener, but don't jump the fence to see whether it is actually so. Enjoy it! If it is greener on the other side of the fence, enjoy it. Why destroy things by jumping the fence and finding out that it is worse than your own grass?

Osho

#25. The greener grass is getting more water. Water the grass on your side of the fence and stop looking over at what's on the other side

Terri D.

#26. The grass is never greener on the other side. You can only hope that with enough hard work, time, and luck that yours will become whatever shade the spray paint bottle said it would.

Lauren Burd

#27. The grass is often no greener on the other side, so stick it out and see if you can grow up within the relationship. Find happiness and emotional independence within yourself before placing unreasonable and often unexpressed expectations on your spouse.

Malti Bhojwani

#28. The grass is greener where you water it- not always on the other side!

Kim Kardashian