The First Step Towards Getting Somewhere Quotes

#1. The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.

Chauncey Depew

#2. To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.

Edward Abbey

#3. If you don't have an idea, you can defer to someone else. It's like having a baby with someone - it's not a clone of you, but it's partly you.

D.A. Wallach

#4. Whenever life throws you a curve ball, embrace it. Embrace it as if it was the exact pitch you were hoping for.
Embrace it.
Control it.
Conquer it.
Then throw it back harder.
And get ready for the next pitch!

Jose N. Harris

#5. Your mama musta had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into this world, ya lyin' little turd," he growled, fists clenching at his sides.

Amy Cook

#6. I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.

Kristen Johnston

#7. Savings is no longer about the markets, they're about playing the product game.

Martin Lewis

#8. If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

Neil Leckman

#9. Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival and you have to be a certain height to go on a ride, Jews control that height? It has nothing to do with safety. It's just us flexing our Semitic muscles.

Eugene Mirman

#10. O Logic: born gatekeeper to the Temple of Science, victim of capricious destiny: doomed hitherto to be the drudge of pedants: come to the aid of thy master, Legislation

Jeremy Bentham

#11. I am ancient. I am dust held together by moonlight.

Steven E. Wedel

#12. I held a jewel in my fingers And went to sleep. The day was warm, and winds were prosy; I said: "'T will keep." I woke and chid my honest fingers, - The gem was gone; And now an amethyst remembrance Is all I own.

Emily Dickinson

#13. You become what you believe. You are where you are today in your life based on everything you have believed.

Oprah Winfrey

#14. The spirit of democracy is not a mechanical thing to be adjusted by abolition of forms. It requires change of heart.

Mahatma Gandhi

#15. Piper, don't hate Valentine's day," he says. I sigh and look down at him. His eyes are still closed. "I'll be your Valentine.

Heather Hepler

#16. Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay.

Jiddu Krishnamurti