The Best Broom Quotes

#1. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the broom this morning.

Jodi Picoult

#2. Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.

Zora Neale Hurston

#3. Sleep in my arms. Like a baby bird. Like a broom among brooms ... in a broom closet. Like a tiny parrot. Like a whistle. Like a little song. A song sung by a forest ... within a forest ... a thousand years ago.

Milan Kundera

#4. If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it.

Cedric Nye

#5. On wet days I will go into the thickest parts of the forest, where the pine needles are everlastingly dry, and when the sun shines I'll lie on the heath and see how the broom flares against the clouds. I shall be perpetually happy, because there will be no one to worry me.

Elizabeth Von Arnim

#6. I was a shy kid with a broom handle that I pretended was a microphone.

Patti LaBelle

#7. That's right, Potter," Noah nodded, seeing James' untouched plate. "The less you eat, the less you'll have to throw up when you're in the air. Of course, some of us see a little well-aimed sick as a great defensive technique. You've had your f irst broom lesson with Professor Ridcully, right?

G. Norman Lippert

#8. Some have brains, so they get a book! Others are feather-brained, so they get a broom!

Andrzej Sapkowski

#9. School until the day a teacher, acting on an anonymous tip from a member of the student body, surprised the undercover couple in flagrante delicto in a broom

Junot Diaz

#10. Take hold of kettle, broom, and pan, then you'll surely get a man! Shop and office leave alone, Your true life's work lies at home. - COMMON GERMAN RHYME OF THE 1930S

David R. Gillham

#11. When I was eight, my pals and I went up to my bedroom, put on our party frocks and mimed to ABBA records using broom handles as microphones.

Kylie Minogue

#12. She comes by night, in fearsome flight, in garments black as pitch, the queen of doom upon her broom, the wild and wicked witch.

Jack Prelutsky

#13. Confession of errors is like a broom which sweeps away the dirt and leaves the surface brighter and clearer. I feel stronger for confession.

Mahatma Gandhi

#14. I doubt if she's ever used a broom in her life," he said sarcastically. "Except to ride on, of course.

Doreen Owens Malek

#15. (About sweeping) ...
What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.

Terry Pratchett