The Belgariad Quotes

#1. Does bouncing count? -- Silk, The Belgariad

David Eddings

#2. The program works, if you work it.

Alcoholics Anonymous

#3. I believe often that death is good medical treatment because it can achieve what all the medical advances and technology cannot achieve today, and that is stop the suffering of the patient.

Christiaan Barnard

#4. Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side.

Martin Luther

#5. Make a vow to yourself today that from now on you will treat yourself with the same love, attention, affection, understanding, compassion and forgiveness that you so readily give to others.

Miya Yamanouchi

#6. I was slipping, man, and it was definetly time to get a grip.

Wendelin Van Draanen

#7. I was talking to Jesus, and I said, Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me. And Jesus looked at me and said, You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.

Gilbert Gottfried

#8. I'm also a fan with sticking with the most standard software that millions of other users also use, because you get the benefit of all those other users' problems and solutions.

Steve Wozniak

#9. I have the most respect for Rick. You're always going to see a Shameik Moore and Rick Famuyiwa film.

Shameik Moore

#10. I don't take story input from fans.

Katey Sagal

#11. I switch off lights like a maniac. I drive at reasonable speeds so that I don't waste petrol.

Joanna Lumley

#12. He went on about the different types - the bulls were the best, but a female could be just as fierce and twice as smart.

Sarah J. Maas

#13. Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.

David C. Holley

#14. Your
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intervention, shall we say, has simplified things in the palace enormously. We no longer have to worry about Salmissra's whims and peculiar appetites. We rule by committee, and we hardly ever find it necessary to poison each other anymore. No one's tried to poison me for months.

David Eddings

#15. 'Night Watch' itself is a very Russian movie. It's impossible to imagine this kind of movie somewhere else: a movie with a depressing ending, a lot of inexplicable storylines, strange characters. It's a Russian reflection of American film culture.

Timur Bekmambetov

#16. For me, living means I can be responsive to the other person. It means I can show my emotions and my feelings. Talk to them. Feel with them ...

Morrie Schwartz.

#17. I have incredible stamina- the what-do-I-got-that-they-ain't-got kind of stamina.

Oprah Winfrey