Thanks For Asking Quotes

#1. Lester (Apollo) Still human; thanks for asking Gods, I hate my life WHEN

Rick Riordan

#2. The medical term for that is dead. Gee, Magnus, what did it feel like? It hurt. A lot. Thanks for asking.

Rick Riordan

#3. I don't mind doing awful things as long as somebody else does. I would totally jump off the bridge, thanks for asking.

Michelle Tea

#4. I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.

Teri Garr

#5. This is another one that perplexes me.
"Would you like your milk in a bag?"
"No, I think it's fine inside that plastic jug, but thanks for asking first!!

Neil Leckman

#6. Just like you mistook lust for love, you have mistaken with being alone for loneliness. So I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

Pleasefindthis

#7. I can still feel my legs, thanks for asking. My back's not even hurt that badly. Only as though I was just hit by a train.

Jayde Scott

#8. My night was fine too," I volunteered. "Thanks for asking. I went to a strip club and then I robbed a bank with a bunch of strippers. We didn't take much, since y'know strippers don't tend to have many pockets.

R.S. Grey

#9. That's good. And speaking of spelling, tell me
do you wrap your head in a towel after you shower?

Nicholas Sparks

#10. My dear, the truth must be spoken. I declare I don't think I ever saw a young woman so improvident as you are. When are you to begin to think about getting married if you don't do it now?"
"I shall never begin to think about it, till I buy my wedding clothes.

Anthony Trollope

#11. Hi, Zane. How are the preparations coming?"
He gave her one of his grunts, then shrugged. She took that to mean, "Great. And thanks so much for asking.

Susan Mallery

#12. I'm not militant about anything. If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. If I'm in the mood for something, I'll have it. I don't obsess about anything. I could have three or four "cheat days" in a week and then not have dessert for another three months.

Kelly Ripa

#13. He reflected that he had only one life and that he wanted to live it somewhere else.

Milan Kundera

#14. Well, Israel, obviously, thinks of the Iranian nuclear program as an existential threat to Israel.

Robert M. Gates

#15. I'm fine, thanks for not asking.

Sarah Ockler

#16. We all have angels guiding us ... They look after us. They heal us, touch us, comfort us with invisible warm hands ... What will bring their help? Asking. Giving thanks.

Sophy Burnham

#17. A ship is safe at shore but it's not built for that.

Albert Einstein

#18. Now, whether my not asking for good things to happen to me is subconsciously intended to win me brownie points with God is something I can't answer. But I do feel the need to give thanks and also not to feel hypocritical by asking for things when I have doubts that God would answer me.

Darin Strauss

#19. I just swallow hard.
Nod and smile.
One foot in front of the other.
I'm fine, thanks for not asking.

Sarah Ockler

#20. I'm sure Mark Carney is a very clever young man, but I think that the government would be mad to move from inflation targeting to money GDP targeting.

Nigel Lawson

#21. It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

Jim Morrison

#22. I'm not asking you to come-"
"Thanks." Vol studies herself in the cracked mirror and secures the braid with the tie.
"I'm telling you to come." Kira's mouth hardens. "This is not optional.

Nenia Campbell

#23. First you jump off the cliff and build your wings on the way down.

Ray Bradbury

#24. AS a matter of fact, God isn't asking you to be thankful. He's asking you to give thanks. There's a big difference. One response involves emotions, the other your choices, your decisions about a situation, your intent, your 'step of faith.

Joni Eareckson Tada

#25. was already gone for good. "Hello, who is this?" Watson wasn't slurring his words.

David Baldacci

#26. I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

Bob Newhart

#27. To argue that universal health care would wreck the U.S. lead in cancer survival, you'd have to argue that universal health care would wreck the entire U.S. economy.

Timothy Noah