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#1. In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot.

Arthur Koestler

#2. A mind that is very selective to forms ... is apt to use its images metaphorically, to exploit their possible significance for the conception of remote or intangible ideas.

Susanne Katherina Langer

#3. A good piece of technology dreams of the day when it will be replaced by a newer piece of technology. This is one definition of progress.

Douglas Coupland

#4. The real issue, as far as Democrats are concerned, is the number of people receiving something from the government. This is exactly what Franklin Delano Roosevelt had in mind when he created this monster. And Clinton is planning to expand it beyond Roosevelt's wildest dreams.

Rush Limbaugh

#5. Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

Jacob M. Appel

#6. all of us lost souls allow ourselves to live in worry and anger and self-importance and pettiness when life with God is all around us:

John Ortberg

#7. You stole him with your advanced American slut technology! You're not nice!

Bryan Lee O'Malley

#8. It isn't a matter of liking Jesus. Of course I do. It's a matter of following him. This is the decision for which I cannot shift responsibility to others. It is mine to make, and only I can make it. Admirer? Or disciple?

Ken Untener

#9. She had little respect for politicians. Especially the 21st-century variety, who seemed more concerned with their own survival than making any kind of difference. In

Steve Berry

#10. An agent said he didn't know what to do with me, I wouldn't be able to play any parts but lesbians and aliens.

Allison Janney

#11. I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?

Heather Brewer

#12. Nothing can be said to be impossible unless it has been attempted. Has it?

T.C. Southwell

#13. I absolutely love the Philharmonic. I also love rock guitar.

Trey Anastasio

#14. But certainly, for us who understand life, figures are a matter of indifference.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

#15. I find myself using the word 'executives' now.

Andrew Mason