Texas Patti Quotes

#1. When I eat better, I perform better.

Kathryn McCormick

#2. It's not hard to find a date if you are Jewish in New York and Miami, but its hard in Texas.

Patti Stanger

#3. You and those shot-glass eyes, deep swirling pools of 80-proof firewater, with the depth and profundity of Saturn's spinning pulsars ...

Brandi L. Bates

#4. The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.

Publilius Syrus

#5. One of the greatest features of science is that it doesn't matter where you were born, and it doesn't matter what the belief systems of your parents might have been: If you perform the same experiment that someone else did, at a different time and place, you'll get the same result.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#6. Texas governor Rick Perry's wife, Anita, has come out slugging in her glittering leopard-print jacket against what she sees as the unfair treatment of her husband. She tearfully said that he has been 'brutalized' for his faith.

Patti Davis

#7. Some people blamed his oddities on his dyslexia, which was so severe that one giddy pediatrician called it a gift: While he might never learn how to spell or read better than the average fourth grader, he'd always see things the rest of us couldn't.

Jim Lynch

#8. I knew that he would go out to the tavern, returning with eyes like glittering spoons.

Tracy Chevalier

#9. Could we imagine that beauty itself doesn't just exist in society's version of aesthetic perfection? Beauty also emerges from places and things that tell us stories.

Maureen Chiquet

#10. Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!

Akshay Kumar

#11. Eight comes out of freaking nowhere with me suddenly wanting to just kiss his face. A lot. Like, I actually want to make-out with the arrogant son of a bitch.

Jenn Cooksey

#12. My grandparents were far more English in their manners than they were Chinese. For example, we spoke English at home, had afternoon tea every day, and my grandfather, who attended university in Scotland, would smoke his pipe after dinner.

Kevin Kwan

#13. Human emotion is not a linear experience. That which provokes emotion in one may provoke little, if anything, in another.

A. Zavarelli