Top 17 Terrible Golf Quotes
#1. I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.
Dave Barry
#2. Putting is a fascinating, aggravating, wonderful, terrible and almost incomprehensible part of the game of golf.
Arnold Palmer
#4. The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.
Sean Connery
#5. The same skills that I used as a welder, as a migrant farm worker, are similar skills that I'm using as a brain surgeon.
Alfredo Quinones-Hinojosa
#6. There were some summers when every boy in Ayrshire seemed to be playing golf, and my dad taught me. But he was a terrible teacher - of everything. Learning to drive with him almost killed me. He was the world's most impatient man - awful short fuse.
John Niven
#7. Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.
Billy Graham
#8. There is no such thing as a naval dictatorship.
George Orwell
#9. I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible ... but I was able to have a wonderful time just walking around with Dad. I can see the real pleasure of that game.
David Hyde Pierce
#10. You are still going to be you. You'll look a lot the same, only better - much better!
David Berg
#11. I plan my golf outfits for the tournaments, I recycle some for the practice rounds, but I always have new ideas for my golf attire, and I like to dress nice after the rounds, so I have to bring all my heels. It's terrible. The worst part about being on tour is living out of a suitcase.
Paula Creamer
#13. You told me about the other side of the universe, where darkness and light are not separated.
Anita Diamant
#14. My dad always said, 'Beware of the guy who comes out on the first tee and he's got a terrible grip and a terrible golf swing. If he's in that tournament with you, there's a good chance he knows how to play with that type of golf swing,' and Bubba's that type of person," he said.
Golf Channel Staff
#15. [Livvy and her father] Neither of us had been as strong as we'd wanted to be.
Ann Howard Creel
#16. You see, Harry, after you've been through a few adventures you tend to catch the hang of these things. You start to see the pattern, hear the rhythm of the world. You begin to harbour suspicions before the moment of revelation.
Eliezer Yudkowsky
#17. The difficulty is, all swing thoughts decay, like radium. What burnt up the course on Wednesday has turned to lead on Sunday. Yet it does not do to have a blank mind: the terrible hugeness of the course will rush into the vacuum and the ball will spray like a thing berserk.
John Updike
