Termonfeckin Postal Code Quotes

#1. Everything, including that which happens in our brains, depends on these and only on these: A set of fixed, deterministic laws.

Marvin Minsky

#2. Every suffering is a buddha-seed, because suffering impels mortals to seek wisdom. But you can only say that suffering gives rise to buddhahood. You can't say that suffering is buddhahood. Your body and mind are the field. Suffering is the seed, wisdom the sprout, and buddhahood the grain.

Bodhidharma

#3. I am far from underestimating the importance of dividends, but I rank dividends below human character.

Theodore Roosevelt

#4. I know at least two people who have never been killed by hippos.

Bill Engvall

#5. Good heavens, man, give them more than that! If you pay everyone what they deserve, would anyone ever escape a whipping? Treat them with honor and dignity.
The less they deserve, the more your generosity is worth. Lead them inside.

William Shakespeare

#6. Without art there is no hope.

Rosie O'Donnell

#7. Success is walking out of here with the title, and anything less is not good enough in my book.

Pete Sampras