Top 13 Temple Run Funny Quotes

#1. He sketches a world of Darwinian struggle where all the savages wear three-piece suits.

Stephen King

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#2. I'm a beautiful mess of contradiction,
A chaotic display of imperfection.

Sai Marie Johnson

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#3. Live, love, forgive and be grateful, always

Sherry Joyce

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#4. To Be The Best You Need The Best.

Cristiano Ronaldo

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#5. God condemns those who oppress and take advantage of others.

Jim George

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#6. I grew up in a kibbutz in the Galilee, but we were surrounded by Arabic villages, so I heard all these sounds and all this music. My father was very close friends with one of the Bedouin tribes, so I would always go there, to weddings, and I was always very fascinated by that music.

Maya Beiser

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#7. If you subsidize apples, you get more apples; if you subsidize unemployment, you get more of it.

Charles Krauthammer

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#8. My great objection to this government is, that it does not leave us the means of defending our rights, or of waging war against tyrants.

Patrick Henry

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#9. Life is a race for those who want success and journey for those who want to live their dreams.

Asim Khan

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#10. As far as Luke is concerned, two things bring Christians joy: contemplating salvation and the honor of being dishonored for Jesus' sake.

William J. Larkin Jr.

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#11. I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it's practice for sociopaths.

Lisa Scottoline

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#12. Till swollen with cunning, of a self-conceit,
His waxen wings did mount above his reach,
And, melting, Heavens conspir'd his overthrow.

Christopher Marlowe

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#13. I had always thought myself to be a man of moderate passions indistinguishable in that respect from most Englishmen born to our logical and mannered times.

K.W. Jeter

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