Telecommute Job Quotes

#1. Your writing should be filled with simple complexities and complex simplicities. Because that is life.

Christy Hall

#2. This is all coming from someplace deeper, like when we make love my soul cries tears of joy because it comes together with its other half.

Penelope Ward

#3. I am a Yankees fan. I should say - have been to more Yankees games than Mets games.

Harold Ford Jr.

#4. I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

Joanna Lumley

#5. He lived forty-four years and no one cried at his funeral.

John Grisham

#6. Everybody's excited about the new service economy, even though there is no actual service as near as I can tell.

Ian Shoales

#7. President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his second term

Jay Leno

#8. Humans are just barely intelligent tool users; Darwinian evolutionary selection stopped when language and tool use converged, leaving the average hairy meme carrier sadly deficient in smarts.

Charles Stross

#9. The editing of a good piece of writing is like the editing of one's life: never quite complete; rendering all, ultimately, unfinished works when we perish from this earth.

K.C. Woodworth

#10. Everything that's worth having is some trouble ...

L.M. Montgomery