Teevee Quotes

#1. Do not, under any circumstances, put this book down and turn on the teevee.
The teevee debilitates our culture.

Inga Muscio

#2. Everyone in my family is an artist in some capacity whether they're musicians, painters, or sculptors, so it's in their blood.

Jessica Alba

#3. Life is a mission, not a career. A career is a profession, a mission is a cause. A career asks, What's in it for me? A mission asks, How can I make a difference?

Sean Covey

#4. No power on earth, if it labours beneath the burden of fear, can possibly be strong enough to survive.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#5. It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

Phyllis Diller

#6. Once the mass of the defending infantry become possessed of low moral, the battle is as good as lost.

Douglas Haig

#7. I'm just a proud papa and it's nice to get that validation from my colleagues in the industry. You get up, you pull your pants down and you're like, "Here it is!"

Richard Patrick

#8. You won't hear any more alcohol songs from Snoop Dogg - unless I stumble upon some Hennessy.

Snoop Dogg

#9. I prefer men to cauliflowers

Virginia Woolf

#10. It was never my direct intention to do anything particularly medium-defying.

Dan Harmon

#11. I've never heard a girl say, 'hey, look at that bulge, I'm gonna put that in my rub scrub.

Lina Andersson

#12. I tell you, sir, it's very easy for Pyotr Stepanovich to live in the world, because he imagines a man and then lives with him the way he imagined him.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#13. My administration doesn't have any secrets, and from now on, neither will you.

Barack Obama

#14. As the years pass, the number of those we can communicate with diminishes. When there is no longer anyone to talk to, at last we will be as we were before stooping to a name.

Emil Cioran

#15. I am the Chenbot!

Julie Chen

#16. I have a terrible memory of my own past. I can barely remember my childhood. I have few memories from college and law school - though once I got married, I got the advantage of being able to consult my husband's memory.

Gretchen Rubin