Taxes Bacon Humor Quotes

#1. There's more to me, you know? I'm not Macaulay Culkin, 'Home Alone' kid. I'm Macaulay Culkin ... actor.

Macaulay Culkin

#2. Every time you choose to love, you have also just chosen to die.

Richard Rohr

#3. If God loves us enough to send us Prophets, then we need to love Him enough to follow them.

Sheldon F. Child

#4. To know the Truth and stand for more than
The Very Truth : Petra Cecilia Maria Hermans
Religion of Blue Circle
September 6, 2016
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Petra Hermans

#5. It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

Al Yankovic

#6. Good stuff gets worse and bad stuff gets better, so you're better off to spend a little time making friends with all of it.

Sara Bareilles

#7. Every time I see Anthony Hopkins I think that, to some extent, he has just been getting away with it all these years.

Liam Neeson

#8. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

Dave Barry

#9. Americans would not mind higher taxes if they were wrapped in bacon

Todd Davis

#10. The inquiry constantly is what will please, not what will benefit the people. In such a government there can be nothing but temporary expedient, fickleness, and folly.

Alexander Hamilton

#11. You put a lot of pressure on your defenders to be able to hold the fort when you go forward.

Landon Donovan

#12. For, to my mind, this is a certain principle, that nothing is here treated of but the visible form of the world. He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere.
(on commenting the text of Genesis 1:6)

John Calvin

#13. I'm spreading my wings at last.

Charlie Simpson

#14. Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#15. Black belt, and she'd earned the mother of all vendettas by leaving his bed without so much as a note. They'd been friends for almost ten years, since college, a world that lay just a few

Jeri Smith-Ready

#16. Every discussion of the status of woman is complicated by the existence of the lady. She overshadows the rest of her sex.

Emily James Smith Putnam