Tax Haven Quotes

#1. When Mitt Romney says he wants to reform the tax code, hold on to your wallets. We know Mitt Romney never met a tax haven he didn't like. But his new favorite tax haven is actually not the Cayman Islands - its Paul Ryan's budget.

Chuck Schumer

#2. Over the years, dozens of American companies have filed papers to trade in their U.S. corporate citizenship for citizenship in tax haven countries like Bermuda.

Richard Neal

#3. Reagan has turned America into a tax haven.

John Updike

#4. Collective European Union action could mean no hiding places for evaders, no safe haven for tax avoiders, and no treasure islands for money launderers.

Gordon Brown

#5. My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can't deal with the numbers. So I am constantly getting these notices telling me I haven't paid something when really it is just on the wrong computer.

Bill Gates

#6. I don't watch a lot of TV. I am madly in love, I'm a big sap, I'm madly in love with Extreme Makeover Home Edition. I cry every week.

Eva LaRue

#7. What Democrats haven't focused on are the kind of policies that would promote economic growth - such as making permanent the 2001/2003 tax cuts, opening up federal lands to more energy production, and reforming government to reduce its burden on business.

Bob Beauprez

#8. The Tax Collector's letters are invariably mimeographed, and all they say is that you still haven't paid him.

William, Saroyan

#9. Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Art Buchwald

#10. Lazy hands make a man poor, but diligent hands bring wealth.

Solomon

#11. Where he'd wanted her to remain very still, she saw he'd spelled out a word with wax. Mine. She

Kitty Thomas

#12. We are all part of the human family and we should be about doing what all good families do - caring for our less fortunate brothers and sisters.

Dan O'Neill

#13. No contact with savage Indian tribes has ever daunted me more than the morning I spent with an old lady swathed in woolies who compared herself to a rotten herring encased in a block of ice.

Claude Levi-Strauss

#14. If a tax cut increases government revenues, you haven't cut taxes enough.

Milton Friedman

#15. The U.S. has fallen behind with tax policies that haven't been updated in a half-century.

Rob Portman

#16. When my title was taken away boxing died.

Muhammad Ali

#17. Even though he saved me, he treated me like I was strong.

Anonymous

#18. She did not want him. Had she ever? It is so easy to look at love when it is over and think it was never real.

Eleanor Brown

#19. Bella: "Then why are you wearing that bandage like a sash?"
Phury: "It makes my ass look smaller.

J.R. Ward

#20. Of course when you were running with the bottom dogs, what you mostly saw were paws, claws, and assholes.

Stephen King

#21. With unknown actors, you look at them afresh. It's a very powerful element.

Hugh Hudson

#22. When I started off, I was working in a shed behind my house. All I had was a drill, an electric drill. That was the only machine I had.

James Dyson