Tall Dark And Texan Quotes

#1. Just because you were inside me does not make us betrothed, you Neanderthal jerk.

Kate Meader

#2. My ego only needs a good rhythm section

Miles Davis

#3. You're going to need more than an average kissing game to get with me, Cross."
"Nothin' average about that kiss."
She sighed. "Don't beg. It's so unTexan.

Kate Meader

#4. Yes, it's me, your PA, now your stripper for the evening. How do you do?

Kate Meader

#5. When they despair, rather than acknowledging the poverty of their relationship with Jesus Christ, they seek to medicate the "down" feelings10 or distract themselves with activity.

Jim Berg

#6. Had she really just said "lady lips" out loud? This was not their standard repartee around the office.

Kate Meader

#7. Her head felt like miniature construction workers had taken up residence. Along with jackhammers and pneumatic drills, they were now whistling at passing women and yelling "Hey, baby!" She made the pledge of hung-over idiots everywhere: I'm never drinking again.

Kate Meader

#8. Listen for dangerous words.

Timothy Snyder

#9. Flynn was kissing her again, not to help her forget but to force her to remember. Everything he had meant to her then. Everything he meant to her now. How he always had been, and forever would be, her world.

Kate Meader

#10. I've never had the patience of a teacher.

Josh Turner

#11. Admit you're jealous, Emma."
"Never," she said defiantly.
"Just your nipples then. They're pouting.

Kate Meader

#12. The human brain was, on the whole, a marvelous thing. It worked perfectly from the day you were born until the moment you needed it to ace an exam or resist the show-and-tell of Flynn Cross's dick.

Kate Meader

#13. The rabbits though and thought. If we're normal and Leo is normal, then normal is whatever you are!

Stephen Cosgrove

#14. I hold that Christian grace abounds Where charity is seen; that when We climb to heaven, 'tis on the rounds Of love to men.

Alice Cary

#15. Sometimes I'm asked to list the most important steps in preparing for an evangelistic mission, and my reply is always the same: prayer ... prayer ... prayer.

Billy Graham

#16. There be those who say that things and places have souls, and there be those who say they have not; I dare not say, myself, but I will tell of The Street.

H.P. Lovecraft

#17. He looked like he might break out into an irate merengue any minute. Patrick Swayze reincarnated.

Kate Meader

#18. Stop trying to rationalize this, man. There is no scenario here that ends with you between this woman's thighs.

Kate Meader

#19. In lawn tennis mixed, the basic chivalry move is to pretend to serve less fiercely to the woman than to the man. This is particularly useful if your first service tends to be out in any case.

Stephen Potter

#20. Male appreciation hardened his features from doubt to certainty. Boobs, the best negotiation strategy of them all. She thanked the Lord and her genetics for her great rack.

Kate Meader

#21. Shut it, Flynn. Just ... oh God, you've been impossible to evict, because possession is nine-tenths of the law. You're inside me. A part of me. But you pulled me close with one hand and crushed my heart with the other, and I can't go through that again.

Kate Meader

#22. Well, screw this daddy complex shit. 100ccs of Madonna girl power needed STAT!

Kate Meader

#23. My motto has always been: a hard man is good to find." Tess gave Hunter's unflinching bicep a gentle squeeze, claiming it and the man for her own. "And never let the bride stand in the way of me and my hard man.

Kate Meader

#24. Come, my Way, my Truth, my Life:
Such a Way as gives us breath:
Such a Truth as ends all strife:
Such a Life as killeth death.

Georges Hebert

#25. This pride of yours, it's admirable as all get-out, but there has to come a point in your life where you admit you need a hand. Pain might be necessary, but suffering is optional. Are you going to let me be the fucking man here and help my woman?

Kate Meader

#26. She had shaved above the knee, packed her suitcase with her skimpiest lingerie, and the instructions on the Sexy Weekend Fun Box said, "Just Add Texan." What she had not expected was Hunter putting her on a Tex-free diet.

Kate Meader

#27. My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister's 'Little Mermaid' - themed birthday party when I was little.

Paul Dano

#28. She squeezed her thighs together, desperate for relief. Aiming for completion without doing something so deliberate as touching herself. Look ma, no hands!

Kate Meader

#29. If she wanted to bang every waiter and bellman on the Mexican Riviera, she would do so with dildos on. No one said her rebound(s) had to be classy.

Kate Meader

#30. I won't usually make plans with people I don't know on Fridays because all I want to do is stick my hair in a ponytail and put on a big sweater, some tights and a pair of sneakers after a week working in the city.

Bobbi Brown

#31. The real problem was not the troops; the real problem was that only the United States had the infrastructure to do the transport of troops with big planes, and then who will pay?

Boutros Boutros-Ghali