Top 17 Taken For Granted Funny Quotes

#1. You were upset. I hurt you. Something must have happened to make you stay away from me. Is that right?" His nose was pressed under my ear and I fought back another round of tears because he just didn't fully grasp it. He could have been repeating Sheila's words for all I knew.
"You're leaving.

Amber L. Johnson

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #73390
#2. Do me a favor - right now, today, start a list of all your crazy obsessions, the things that get your heart pumping, that wake you up in the middle of the night. Put it above your desk and use it to guide you, to jumpstart your writing each and every day.

Jennifer McMahon

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #376221
#3. Rendered next to it. From the time they had married,

Sylvia Day

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #403431
#4. It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

Amy Neftzger

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #742122
#5. Thank God I am not an intellectual! What a garbage of knowledge, what an unnecessary glossary of terms they have, those intellectuals!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #820838
#6. She wore heavy sandals, with socks. No kid in the entire state of Mississippi wore black socks in the summer. Shoot, if I wasn't standing smack-dab in the middle of the library, I wouldn't be wearing shoes.

Augusta Scattergood

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #833315
#7. All the things I thought I was - simple and plain and sometime funny - are very small words. They do not begin to describe me. They do not begin to express what is inside of me. I have value, and I have worth. I cannot be replaced like old shoes or taken for granted like tap water.

Adriana Trigiani

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #887114
#8. Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

Tom Lehrer

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #1010475
#9. The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.

Jon Stewart

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #1049112
#10. If I were playing against Corey Perry, I'd probably want to hurt him in some painful and permanent way. And I think most of the rest of the league feels the same way.

Mike Milbury

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #1225625
#11. I wanna DeYtH Banger in my hands... he to die!

Deyth Banger

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #1237145
#12. The great must submit to the dominion of prudence and of virtue, or none will long submit to the dominion of the great.

Edmund Burke

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #1264149
#13. Spanish and English have such different music, and in my own poetry I feel much less drawn to fluid sounds than I do toward the hard sounds and rhythms that come out of the Anglo-Saxon roots of English.

Joan Larkin

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #1449459
#14. Wynken, Blynken, and Nod one night
Sailed off in a wooden shoe, -
Sailed on a river of crystal light
Into a sea of dew.

Eugene Field

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #1503299
#15. Mrs Bawden yanked me away from the table and dragged me across the food hall. I tried to twist away from her, but she had a grip like a python on steroids.

Malorie Blackman

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #1617784
#16. Funny how at twenty-five you worry about not being taken seriously and take being a sex object for granted. Later you take being taken seriously for granted, and worry about not being a sex object.

Helen Fielding

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #1843771
#17. I can't talk religion to a man with bodily hunger in his eyes.

George Bernard Shaw

Taken For Granted Funny Quotes #1848769

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