Swedish Chef Muppet Quotes

#1. As the smoke clears,
I awaken,
And untangle you from me.
Would it make you feel better
To watch me, while I bleed?
All my windows still are broken,
But I'm standing on my feet.

Demi Lovato

#2. If you never bluff, you'll rarely get called. If you bluff all the time, you'll always get called.

Phil Hellmuth

#3. Fiction here is likely to contain more truth than fact. Therefore

Virginia Woolf

#4. I believe in guilt. There's not enough guilt around these days for my taste.

Joy Williams

#5. I made more money yesterday than I ever thought I'd make in an entire lifetime. But it's like somebody's going to take it all away from me and I'll be back in Texas, installing them damned irrigation wells. I didn't like that when I was sixteen. And I know I wouldn't like it when I'm eighty.

Jimmy Dean

#6. Gansey's mind was on overload. He could feel his synapses murdering one another.

Maggie Stiefvater

#7. I never wanted to do TV. I just did what I was trained to do through the Special Forces, and I've been doing that from a very young age.

Bear Grylls

#8. We had a huge audience, we sold truckloads of albums. If we do something that's cool, people will listen to it. If we don't, we would be selling people short.

Andy Taylor

#9. Not out of those, on whom systems of education have exhausted their culture, comes the helpful giant to destroy the old or to build the new, but out of unhandselled savage nature, out of terrible Druids and Berserkirs, come at last Alfred and Shakespeare.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#10. Janie full of that oldest human longing - self-revelation.

Zora Neale Hurston

#11. The myth of fascist efficiency has deluded many people.

Henry A. Wallace

#12. The biggest threat to the church today is fans who call themselves Christians but aren't actually interested in following Christ. They want to be close enough to Jesus to get all the benefits, but not so close that it requires anything from them.

Kyle Idleman