Top 13 Muppet Movie Quotes

#1. I'm a huge film star ... but you have to hurry to the movies, because I usually die in the first 15 f
ing minutes. I'm the only guy I know who died in a f
ing Muppet movie.

Billy Connolly

Muppet Movie Quotes #988785
#2. I watched 'The Muppet Movie' obsessively. I can still pretty much say a lot of the lines and do a pretty mean Fozzie Bear.

Amy Adams

Muppet Movie Quotes #1513610
#3. Nothing is ever guaranteed, but you can't write us off before you even give me a chance to prove that I can be good for you.

Molly McAdams

Muppet Movie Quotes #52432
#4. What is it like? Manon asked quietly. 'To love.' 'It was like dying a little every day. It was like being alive, too. It was joy so complete it was pain. It destroyed me and unmade me and forged me. I hated it, because I knew I couldn't escape it, and knew it would forever change me.'-Asterin/Manon

Sarah J. Maas

Muppet Movie Quotes #104140
#5. Love is always a species of insanity. If

Kim Newman

Muppet Movie Quotes #148293
#6. We ought to flee the friendship of the wicked, and the enmity of the good.

Epictetus

Muppet Movie Quotes #255999
#7. Most accidents, I'm convinced, are God's way of getting rid of stupid people. Or if you believe in Darwinism, you wonder why there are any stupid people left in the world. Well, I guess they can reproduce before they remove themselves from the gene pool.

Nelson DeMille

Muppet Movie Quotes #425798
#8. I am a pretty emotional person. Any act of kindness or unkindness moves me. When I see a romantic couple sitting by the beach, it moves me. I don't break down or crack under pressure, but I am just sensitive.

Nimrat Kaur

Muppet Movie Quotes #690944
#9. When I write I have no loyalty except to historical truth as I see it and care no more about British achievements and mistakes than any other.

A.J.P. Taylor

Muppet Movie Quotes #1077685
#10. Historians get to make their living by reading other peoples mail.

Unknown

Muppet Movie Quotes #1599286
#11. He brought his great hand to rest on an early edition of Bram Stoker's novel and smiled, but said nothing. Then he moved quietly away into another section.

Elizabeth Kostova

Muppet Movie Quotes #1638694
#12. That is the way leaves fall around a tree in autumn, a tree unaware of the rain running down its sides, of the sun or the frost, and of life gradually retreating inward. The tree does not die. It waits.

Hermann Hesse

Muppet Movie Quotes #1698097
#13. Viewed as drama, World War I is somewhat disappointing.

D.W. Griffith

Muppet Movie Quotes #1810771

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