Swami Beyondananda Quotes

#1. Children are caterpillars and adults are butterflies. No butterfly ever remembers what it felt like being a caterpillar.

Cornelia Funke

#2. The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked.

Swami Beyondananda

#3. Aislin is a - " " - drunken slut.

Michael Grant

#4. It was not once upon a time, but a certain time in history, before anyone knew what was happening, that Walt Disney cast a spell on the fairy tale, and he has held it captive ever since.

Jack Zipes

#5. He is incredibly handsome. You never realized before how beautiful evil could be.

Teresa Lo

#6. When you find yourself on a vicious cycle, for goodness sakes, stop peddling! - Swami Beyondananda

Bruce H. Lipton

#7. Don't ever spend more than three weeks apart. Two and a half weeks, maybe three, was the longest we ever did.

Alyson Hannigan

#8. As a writer, I play with words all day long. I toy with them, listen for their overtones, crack them open, and try to stuff my thoughts inside.

Philip Yancey

#9. Beauty may fade, intellect dulls, but your spirit, that will live on forever,

Shannon Stoker

#10. Broken Wind believed that we are traumatized as babies by intestinal gas or colic. The great shaman invented a technique called "gastral projection" to help release these traumas. His philosophy was simple: "To air is human ... but to really cut one loose is divine.

Swami Beyondananda

#11. His accelerated path to yogihood hit a dead end when his kundalini exploded in a crowded department store. No one else was injured, but Swami caught an inflection which left him with a permanent East Indian accent.

Swami Beyondananda

#12. You're never too worried as a captain, when you know Rahul Dravid's still out there.

Sourav Ganguly

#13. Successful competitors want to win. Head cases want to win at all costs ...

Nancy Lopez

#14. He studied with the guru of rock n' roll, Baba Oom Mow Mow, who taught his own version of the Golden Rule: Do wop unto others as you would have them do wop unto you.

Swami Beyondananda

#15. The best museum is Bloomingdales.

Andy Warhol

#16. The world is in serious condition largely due to our conditioning to be serious. Seriously.

Swami Beyondananda