Surrounded By Psychopaths Quotes

#1. Is there some vital connection between Norman church architecture and the milking of beef cattle of which I am unaware?

Michael Chabon

#2. Cock your hats, angles are attitudes

Frank Sinatra

#3. No really. What exactly did you do today, Jenny? Quantify it for me."
"It's not quantifiable. There aren't even metrics for the shit I do.

Jenny Lawson

#4. I am not today, nor have I ever been a Jew, and as a matter of fact, I am uncircumcised.

Bobby Fischer

#5. Max cuffed his brother good-naturedly on the ear as River slid in past him and bent to kiss Sophia on the cheek. "Hello, are you sure you're with the right brother?"
Sophia had never had a younger sibling. But this man with his laughing eyes and bright smile ... "Are you making me an offer?

Nalini Singh

#6. You could make a feature about the world of tickling. You could include female ticklers and you could find out why people are ticklish, but I don't think it would be a great documentary, when you're spending 90 minutes just finding out about the physiology and psychology of tickling.

David Farrier