Surezor Quotes

#1. Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#2. It is true that we are called to create a better world. But we are first of all called to a more immediate and exalted task: that of creating our own lives.

Thomas Merton

#3. For a man who walks in the light, to stay humble is not to walk in the dark; you don't need to project yourself to be thought an honest man.

Mike Norton

#4. Love of justice is for most men only the courage to suffer injustice.

Comte De Lautreamont

#5. Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.

Robert Anton Wilson

#6. It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.

George Carlin

#7. The theory of interest was wrapped in utter obscurity, until Hume and Smith dispelled the vapor.

Jean-Baptiste Say

#8. Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

Jimmy Breslin

#9. I've never heard a girl say, 'hey, look at that bulge, I'm gonna put that in my rub scrub.

Lina Andersson

#10. You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#11. You have to believe that things will happen, you have to work and love what you're doing.

Gustavo Dudamel