Top 30 Sumo Quotes
#1. Boredom can be a very good thing for someone in a creative jam.
Stephen King
#2. Asking art to express ideas is like asking a Sumo wrestler to play charades.
Walter Darby Bannard
#4. The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports, except for Sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights. Maybe Drag-racing is quicker, but I have never been attracted to it.
Hunter S. Thompson
#5. To tell you the truth, sleepless nights are as unusual for me as sumo wrestlers who look good in berets.
Haruki Murakami
#6. Clever name by the way Basil Pearl, spicy and cultured, sweet jewels with a twist of savory."
~ Ron Shaw, The Ron Shaw Show
Ron Shaw
#7. If it is true that men are better than women because they are stronger, why aren't our sumo wrestlers in the government?
Toshiko Kishida
#8. I wanted love, but I also wanted freedom and adventure, and those two desires fought like angry obese sumo wrestlers in the dojo of my soul.
Kristin Newman
#9. I think it's a mistake to rely too much on any one economic factor. It's why investors try to spread their portfolio round.
Paul Wolfowitz
#10. They've got about as many lawyers as we have sumo-wrestlers.
Lee Iacocca
#11. Seeking happiness, I passed many travelers headed in the opposite direction, seeking happiness.
Robert Breault
#12. Knowledge is, indeed, that which, next to virtue, truly and essentially raises one man above another.
Joseph Addison
#13. haragei - the art of balance and power emanating from the lower belly. Haragei was the basis of all Japanese martial arts, from sumo to karate to the almost extinct harakei. The
Eric Van Lustbader
#14. I felt rather than heard someone come up behind me and I didn't have to wonder who. My vagina had just gotten a heartbeat.
Karen Chance
#15. Bad habits are like having a sumo wrestler in the back of your canoe rowing the opposite direction.
J. Loren Norris
#16. Glenn is going to bring a couple of sumo costumes down so we might have a dust-up in the technical area, that should make good TV
Stuart Pearce
#17. My essentials are skinny jeans, loose-fitting tees, big jumpers, and the leather jacket. Everything is black or blue - I don't own anything colorful.
Jamie Campbell Bower
#18. I could fall in love with a sumo wrestler if he told stories and made me laugh. Obviously, it would be easier if someone was African-American and lived next door and went to the same church. Because then I wouldn't have to translate.
Maya Angelou
#19. That I gave a bad blow job." She bats her eyes sweetly. "Will the Big Guy forgive me? I never did it again, and I'm a much better cocksucker now, I promise.
Cody McFadyen
#20. No ... holy father, throw away that thought.
Believe not that the dribbling dart of love
Can pierce a complete bosom.
William Shakespeare
#21. Closing in on three hundred pounds, the woman with her in lockup looked like a Sumo wrestler squeezed into a bright, lime-green spandex outfit. She might have been a jogger, but her garish makeup suggested otherwise.
Alex Archer
#22. Flushed with the explosive shit of a sumo wrestler who ate Mexican food.
Hillary Frank
#23. When I was 12, I was doing competitive jazz, tap and ballet in Michigan. The studio put the best dancers together, and I joined that. We always did really, really well in local competitions.
Jillian Rose Reed
#24. My father has developed a tradition of surprising us at some point by appearing in fancy dress. He buys a new costume each year and typically gets carried away. A couple of Christmases ago he appeared in an inflatable sumo outfit. It's endearing, really, and only quite embarrassing.
Pippa Middleton
#25. We do not respect people's beliefs, we evaluate their reasons. If my reasons are good enough for believing what I believe, you will helplessly believe what I believe. I will give you my reasons and reasons are contagious. That is what it is to be a rational human being.
Sam Harris
#26. Ruislip, the Fop's opponent, resembled a bad dream one might have if one fell asleep watching sumo wrestling on the television with a Bob Marley record playing in the background. He was a huge Rastafarian who looked like nothing so much as an obese and enormous baby.
Neil Gaiman
#27. Zinedine Zidane could be a champion sumo wrestler. He can run like a crab or a gazelle.
Howard Wilkinson
#29. Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers.
Martha Beck
#30. I had strong legs that would have made me a good sumo wrestler and I used that to my advantage, but my home runs were achieved by technique.
Sadaharu Oh
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