Stupid Wine Quotes

#1. Real danger had its own taste, vivid as lemon juice, by contrast with the weak lemonade of imagination.

Diana Gabaldon

#2. Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.

Zach Braff

#3. I really love rap music. I grew up in the '80s and '90s with Public Enemy, N.W.A., LL Cool J - I'm a hip-hop encyclopedia. But I got kind of frustrated with the chauvinistic side of rap music, the one that makes it hard to write songs about love and relationships.

Mayer Hawthorne

#4. O drink is mighty! secrets it unlocks, Turns hope to fact, sets cowards on to box, Takes burdens from the careworn, finds out parts In stupid folks, and teaches unknown arts. What tongue hangs fire when quickened by the bowl? What wretch so poor but wine expands his soul?

Horace

#5. You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the sidewalk and earthworms are spelling your name. Or you open a peanut bag and the 'hello' is written in your writing on the inside of the shell. Would that weird ya?

Lynda Barry

#6. We've actually eliminated Type II polio in the world, at least as far as we can tell.

Seth Berkley

#7. We, the English educated Indians, often unconsciously make the terrible mistake of thinking that the microscopic minority of the English-speaking Indians is the whole of India.

Mahatma Gandhi

#8. The attacks of 9/11 came out of Afghanistan. It was a failed state, a rogue nation. That's why al Qaeda was there in the first place.

Sebastian Junger

#9. That night, the booze felt great, as the warmth of the wine in my stomach spread through my body. I didn't like feeling stupid or out of control, but I liked the way it made everything (laughing, crying, peeing in front of your friends) easier.

John Green

#10. Hiram!' Shelton ran to Hi's side. 'Aren't you you bleeding? I thought she shot you!'
'Red wine. When I saw it running everywhere, I played dead.' He winced as Shelton poked his belly. 'But I'm not leaping off any more shelves. That was pretty stupid.

Kathy Reichs

#11. Then there's the story of ill-fated love. It's universal.

Rita Moreno

#12. Speed can give you a great feeling of excitement, and there is a place for that in life and in music," says Kliemt. "But you have to draw the line, and not always use speed. It is stupid to drink a glass of wine quickly. And it is stupid to play Mozart too fast.

Carl Honore

#13. I've been unfortunate enough to be working, and recovering from a few injuries now and again.

Jason Statham

#14. I have suffered more from my bad dancing than from all the misfortunes and miseries of my life put together.

Walter Savage Landor

#15. I love the medium and I love individual comics, but the business is nothing I would be proud of.

Daniel Clowes

#16. My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.

Tim Vine

#17. Divided as we may be by religion, we are united by charity.

Rashi

#18. These, and many of the other best-known legends of the Rosebud, are false ... the ghost stories of people who have seen too many horror movies and who think they know exactly how a ghost story should be.

Joe Hill

#19. I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Bam Margera