Stupid Philosophy Quotes

#1. My late mother was very clear to my sister and I that we were to be strong women; that we were to be effective; that we were to be heard.

Christine Quinn

#2. If you have a bad feeling about someone, don't worry about offending them. Just run. Being polite is how you get your purse stolen or your purse stolen.

Lena Dunham

#3. Do be stupid,it's genius.

Jtjt Vzktrhlah

#4. Intelligent individuals learn from every thing and every one; average people, from their experiences. The stupid already have all the answers.

Socrates

#5. I am so stupid that I cannot understand philosophy; the antithesis of this is that philosophy is so clever that it cannot comprehend my stupidity. These antitheses are mediated in a higher unity; in our common stupidity.

Soren Kierkegaard

#6. If you're sad today, just remember the world is over 4 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as David Bowie.

Simon Pegg

#7. On a day when Osama bin Laden again threatened the United States and our allies, it is disturbing to realize that John Kerry neither recognizes nor understands the murderous ideology of our enemies and the threat they pose to our nation.

Marc Racicot

#8. If our brain was simple enough for us to understand it, we would be so stupid we wouldn't be able to understand it after all.

Jostein Gaarder

#9. It is every Muslim's duty to fight those of a different belief until only Allah is worshipped around the world. Everybody has the opportunity to accept Allah and to change to the right path.

Abdul Sattar Abu Risha

#10. You are my heart. The most beautiful and precious thing in my world. Don't forget that.

Kahlen Aymes

#11. I'd always heard stories about how Harpo Marx was the most talkative of the Marx brothers. I found it interesting that someone you never got to hear speak in films would never not speak in real life.

Harmony Korine

#12. Sometime we forget to value the small things, that inspire us more than the large! We should learn from daily than planning stupid future.

Vikram Roy

#13. The Fremen have a simple, practical religion," he said.
"Nothing about religion is simple.

Frank Herbert

#14. Doing something stupid once is just plain stupid. Doing something stupid twice is a philosophy.

Dan O'Neill

#15. Science fiction tends to be philosophy for stupid people.

Chuck Klosterman

#16. I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

#17. Education in philosophy is energy speaking to energy, a higher perspective of spirit that is trying to awaken its next natural generation to something beyond the stupid appearances of things.

Kenny Smith

#18. STREETER: Let's just not argue. You can call me stupid, all right. I can call you a coward, all right. It's just I believe one thing, you believe something else. I think the world's got an outside chance, you believe it hasn't. That's all.

Robert Ardrey

#19. Pierre, who knew she was very stupid, sometimes attended, with a strange feeling of perplexity and fear, her evenings and dinner parties, where politics, poetry, and philosophy were discussed. At

Leo Tolstoy

#20. Precious laughing time is wasted, because I have to put up with Satan's stupid minions who smile without attempting to anger somebody else - leave us alone already.

A Gentlemen

#21. You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him."
"So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.

Tamora Pierce

#22. Do not make me laugh, stupid Jew." Pontius Pilate had said upon hearing Anna's explanation. "Your tribal God, Yahweh. Is a very weak God if he has allowed your people to become vassals of mighty Rome.

Viktor Shel

#23. What is Oracle? It's people. We rely on our HR department to build this organization, to help find those people, to help grow those people.

Larry Ellison

#24. Rather, genuine compassion is based on the rationale that all human beings have an innate desire to be happy and overcome suffering, just like myself. And, just like myself, they have the natural right to fulfill this fundamental aspiration.

Dalai Lama XIV

#25. When I got to the senior national team, there was another Ronaldo, so they started calling me Ronaldinho because I was younger.

Ronaldinho

#26. All gut strings. That's just the first kind of guitar I played, it was a nylon string guitar. And to me, it's the purest form of guitar making, and I just enjoy doing it.

Guy Clark

#27. You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stupid and monotonous. Work is a much better explanation for the creeping cretinization all around us than even such significant moronizing mechanisms as television and education.

Bob Black

#28. In school one learns to ask stupid questions of life.

Marty Rubin

#29. If our brains were as simple as we could understand them, than we would be so stupid that we couldn't understand them again.

Jostein Gaarder

#30. People in the US think they are "free" because they always hear that they are, even if all evidence shows it is no longer true.

Cass Swenson

#31. Don't you know there's another bubble as well? An expectations bubble. Bigger houses, private planes, yachts ... stupid salaries and bonuses. People come to desire these things and expect them. But the expectations bubble will burst as well, as all bubbles do.

Edward Rutherfurd

#32. When people begin to philosophize they seem to think it necessary to make themselves artificially stupid.

Bertrand Russell

#33. I think everything in your life's your own damn fault and that's my simple philosophy in that, and I think you're broke because you want to be just like you're fat because you want to be or stupid because you want to be or unemployed, it must be because you want to be. Otherwise, it'd be different.

Larry Winget

#34. He despised philosophy as soft and unverifiable. Philosophers "are always on the outside making stupid remarks," he said, and the word he pronounced philozawfigal was a mocking epithet, but his influence was philosophical anyway, particularly for younger physicists.

James Gleick

#35. If your friend is critical [of your work], you have to have a very thick skin and a thick skin is something that only builds up after it's callused for awhile.

Damon Lindelof

#36. Never laugh at the man that asks 'stupid' questions. Just remember, when all of society thought the world was flat, a man once questioned, What if the world was round?

Jeremy Smith

#37. Without the communist oppression, I am absolutely sure I would now be a local stupid professor of philosophy in Ljubljana.

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