Stupid Baby Momma Quotes

#1. I watch too much TV.

Jim Rash

#2. It's okay to be afraid, it means you have something to live for.

Alicia D'Aversa

#3. Goldie [Hawn] is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories and in the right places, too.

Burt Reynolds

#4. Gutfreund (pronounced Good friend) liked to sneak up from behind and surprise you. This was fun for him but not for you.

Michael Lewis

#5. You don't spell it, son. You eat it.

John Hughes

#6. She went to the kitchen for plates, and as she returned, one of the

Anne Tyler

#7. When she wraps her arms around my neck, all I want to do is protect this girl for the rest of my life.

Simone Elkeles

#8. Now I'm no expert, but I don't think you need to thank someone for loving you. You just need to ... I don't know ... appreciate it, I guess.

Belle Aurora

#9. Memorization of variations could be even worse than playing in a tournament without looking in the books at all.

Mikhail Botvinnik

#10. He who seeks knowledge is wise;
he who obeys God is wisest.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#11. The shelf life of any great love is fifteen years. After that you need a serious preservative, which can seriously harm your health.

Marisha Pessl

#12. The person who sits at his or her desk the longest is not necessarily the best. In fact, he or she might also be the least efficient. It's also often the case that people with family responsibilities are particularly productive at work.

Kristina Schroder