Strollers For Twins Quotes

#1. When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.

Steven Wright

#2. When i have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.

Steven Wright

#3. All the ladies can feel sexy and have fun in my clothing and that makes me feel like I am offering something truly unique to the people who have been gracious enough to show me such love and support over the years.

Jennifer Hudson

#4. I don't like to be disparaging about my past roles. That's the only taboo that I don't like to cross.

Neil Patrick Harris

#5. Yoga is bringing fitness in body, calmness in mind, kindness in heart and awareness in life.

Amit Ray

#6. It works much like a marriage, an old marriage. You've got to work on it.

Dick Smothers

#7. He might be ragged and cold or even starving, but so long as he could read, think and watch for meteors, he was, as he said, free in his own mind.

George Orwell

#8. The most profound enchantment for the collector is the locking of individual items within a magic circle in which they are fixed as the final thrill, the thrill of acquisition, passes over them.

Benjamin Franklin

#9. Children are gleeful barbarians.

Joe Morgenstern