Stratified Random Quotes

#1. Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

Jon Stewart

#2. My favorite pre-Ponzi schemer was known as '520 Percent Miller' because he promised 10 percent returns a week, or 520 percent a year. Of course he was just using new investors' money to pay old investors, and soon he was on the lam.

Mitchell Zuckoff

#3. Terrorism brings the reprisal; the reprisal brings the additional hatred; the additional hatred breeds the additional terrorism, and so on.

Tony Blair

#4. she was just that shiver that makes you walk faster at night. You don't know why you do it, but some part of you remembers that the dark is never really empty. ~Anita

Laurell K. Hamilton

#5. If you want to feel sorry for yourself,then do it in a way that isn't going to destroy other people's lives.

Jodi Picoult

#6. A saint realizes that it is God who engineers his circumstances; consequently there are no complaints, only unrestrained surrender to Jesus.

Oswald Chambers

#7. If you know people who are suicidal, or if you know people who are bipolar, depressed, have panic attack disorder, just be there for them. They're going through something that's very, very hard.

Eric Millegan

#8. Some of us will continue to work on a lower level of vibration and others will continue to work on a higher frequency, we each have our purpose.

Gary Markwick

#9. Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners ... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating.

Melissa McCarthy

#10. It was a very American story, somehow. 'Lost.' Each community had such stories. Possibly, each family.

Joyce Carol Oates

#11. Watcha doin? If you're like me, you're doin nothin, but you're doin it so well that everybody thinks you're doin somethin.

Richard Brautigan

#12. It's not that I don't love the song. My songs are like my children: some you want around and some you want to send off to college as soon as possible.

Bobby McFerrin