Straitjacketed Underwater Quotes

#1. The myths and legends about Faerie are many and diverse, and often contradictory. Only one thing is certain - that nothing is certain. All things are possible in the land of Faerie.

Brian Froud

#2. It's all so un-Victorian.

Caroline Kepnes

#3. Don't you understand how much even one day of loving each other is worth? Some people are separated by distances they can never cross. All they can do is dream about each other for a lifetime, never having what they want most. How foolish, how wasteful to have love within your reach and not take it!

Lisa Kleypas

#4. Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it

Oscar Wilde

#5. Did you know you just put the peel in the pan and the potatoes down the waste disposal?' he enquired with interest.
'It's a new recipe.'
His lips twitched but his expression remained solemn. 'The results should be...interesting.

Kim Lawrence

#6. It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.

Janet Evanovich

#7. The older you get, the better you have to look, the higher you have to kick, the harder you have to work.

Salman Khan

#8. Pay him back, we really would have to do something

B.J. Novak

#9. Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

Ashleigh Brilliant

#10. We are a family of professionals, especially doctors. Thanks to my father, I got exposed to a whole lot of things. I call him a Renaissance man.

Lillete Dubey