Top 6 Stormies Doodles Quotes
#1. Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
Andy Borowitz
#2. Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.
Michael Cera
#3. You're alive. You're going through the most amazing journey we call life. The universe has been waiting for your smiles for billions of years. How can you be not happy today?
Debasish Mridha
#4. About time someone dug that heart out of your butt
Ronie Kendig
#5. If a woman were about to proceed to her execution, she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet.
Nicolas Chamfort
#6. I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits.
Jason Priestley
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