Stoner Quotes

#1. (Stoner stepped into view and put the barrel of his 9 mm H&K against the man's forehead.)
Drop it. They can patch a knife would, but I doubt we'll find all the pieces to put your brain back together. (Stoner)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. Whoever John Stoner is, he is no magician. He could not have made you into a hero if you had not already possessed the raw material. -Concordia Glade to Ambrose Wills.

Amanda Quick

#3. A token of bathroom stoner etiquette.

Libba Bray

#4. You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?

Jim Breuer

#5. But William Stoner knew of the world in a way that few of his younger colleagues could understand. Deep in him, beneath his memory, was the knowledge of hardship and hunger and endurance and pain.

John Edward Williams

#6. The coroner announced heart failure as the cause of death, but William Stoner always felt that in a moment of anger and despair Sloane had willed his heart to cease, as if in a last mute gesture of love and contempt for a world that had betrayed him so profoundly that he could not endure in it.

John Williams

#7. Several states are now looking into the possibility of taxing marijuana as a source of revenue. That is so typical of the government, isn't it? Trying to squeeze blood from a stoner.

Jay Leno

#8. The other shoppers were too well behaved to stare at the green-headed stoner and the tear-streaked lady zigzagging up the aisles with a chubby bearded guy scurrying behind them picking up the things they dropped.

Amy Goldman Koss

#9. We went from being thought of and talked about as "a band that plays a so-and-so style of music" (a grunge band, a stoner band, etc) to "a band that plays music with a certain sensibility or style to it". I'm not able to see quite what that is, but it's there and some people like it a lot.

Bent Saether

#10. It's nice that psychedelic music is kind of a buzzword. When I started with Vincent Black Shadow, stoner-rock was getting big, but it was more of a riff-oriented thing. Now people are starting to get into the 60's-Pink Floyd-acid-pop viewpoint.

Mike Romano

#11. Stoner saw them through a haze, as if he were an audience.

John Edward Williams

#12. Picked up the yoga, put down the soda.
My healthy mind ... that's what's gon' help me over.
Life of a stoner (if you still concerned),
I never lose, I only win or learn;
It's all about your state of mind.

Dizzy Wright

#13. I'm a smoker, my name is Snoop Dogg, and I'm a stoner.

Snoop Dogg

#14. Later, William Stoner could not remember how he learned these things, that first afternoon and early evening at Josiah Claremont's house; for the time of his meeting was blurred and formal, like the figured tapestry on the stair wall off the foyer.

John Williams

#15. Stoner said to Finch, I have no wish to retire before I have to, merely to accommodate a whim of Professor Lomax.

John Edward Williams

#16. Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting laid. I can't picture her wasting valuable stoner hours on murder.

Josh Lanyon

#17. In his forty-third year William Stoner learned what others, much younger, had learned before him: that the person one loves at first is not the person one loves at last, and that love is not an end but a process through which one person attempts to know another.

John Edward Williams

#18. Stoner caravan from deep space arrives

Sleep

#19. No, sir, Stoner said, and the decisiveness of his voice surprised him. He thought with some wonder of the decision he had suddenly made.

John Edward Williams

#20. Sloane looked at him for a moment, his eyes bright and intent as they had been before the war. Then the film of indifference settled over them, and he turned away from Stoner and shuffled some papers on his desk.

John Edward Williams

#21. a quotation from the Spanish philosopher Ortega y Gasset as an epigraph for Stoner: "A hero is one who wants to be himself." In

John Williams

#22. You got any experience? (Carlos)
I'm former army intelligence, Special Forces, on contract to the U.S. government now for national security. That good enough for you, amigo? (Stoner)
It'll do. (Carlos)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#23. John Williams is best known for his novels, Nothing But the Night, Stoner, Butcher's Crossing, and Augustus, for which he won the National Book Award in 1973.

John Edward Williams

#24. When we come in, Trey is sitting up in the bed, him arm is a sling and a shadow of stubble on his face. "It's about time," he says. He's got the look of a stoner on his face, and I he's got a morphine drip going. Guess mom and Dad don't think HE'LL get addicted. Eye roll.

Lisa McMann

#25. I thought he was a mutant cannibal sasquatch, and he took me down like a bag of chips at a stoner party.

Mimi Strong

#26. Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high

Libba Bray

#27. I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years.

Natalie Portman

#28. Wait." I began to pull off his jacket. "You forgot this."
"Keep it," he said without looking back. "I'll get it from you on Monday. When we discuss tutoring."
And Noah Hutchins - girl-using stoner boy and jacket-loaning savior - faded into the shadows.

Katie McGarry

#29. The best book I read in 2007 was Stoner by John Williams. It's perhaps the best book I've read in years.

Stephen Elliott

#30. (Stoner lowered the gun to Carlos's crotch.)
Should we continue splitting hairs? (Stoner)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#31. A WEEK BEFORE commencement, at which Stoner was to receive his doctorate, Archer Sloane offered him a full-time instructorship at the University.

John Edward Williams

#32. Looking at her, Stoner was assailed by a consciousness of his own heavy clumsiness.

John Edward Williams

#33. William Stoner felt a kinship that he had not suspected; he knew that Lomax had gone through a kind of conversion, an epiphany of knowing something through words that could not be put in words,

John Edward Williams

#34. Innocent of fashion or custom, they came to their studies as Stoner had dreamed that a student might
as if those studies were life itself and not specific means to specific ends.

John Edward Williams

#35. You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake.

Miley Cyrus

#36. Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.

Joss Whedon

#37. The world of nature, at once a vision of exquisite beauty and an arena of brutal savagery, is a dynamic system of delicate balances.

S. Bradley Stoner

#38. In 2007, people tried to belittle me a little bit and sort of take the credit away from me and my team and what we achieved.

Casey Stoner

#39. I like to take risks as long as they're healthy, you know. They're good, smart risks.

Alyson Stoner

#40. I'm very thoughtful, and when I make a decision I usually stick to it.

Casey Stoner

#41. You know, I look at Britney Spears who can't even drive without paparazzi in her face, and if I ever get to that level, which I don't expect, but if it does happen and success does happen to come my way, then I'm going to be prepared.

Alyson Stoner

#42. I think my favorite role was playing Sarah Baker in 'Cheaper by the Dozen 1.' It was my first movie, and I worked with amazing professionals who had such strong work ethics that I immediately learned how to work in this industry.

Alyson Stoner

#43. I enjoy going to the Y. I take all the fitness classes that my dad takes; that's sort of our bonding - anything athletic, anything sports related.

Alyson Stoner

#44. People are telling me I might be going back to MotoGP, but a rumour is a rumour.

Casey Stoner

#45. I've said many times in the past that my career's not going to go on much longer; I'm not going to keep going and riding until I'm in my 30s and things like this.

Casey Stoner

#46. I think there is no defending a title. You don't go into a season with a points advantage over anyone. So I don't think it's ever a title defence. I think you've got a different number on your bike, if you choose so, but everyone starts at zero again.

Casey Stoner

#47. Honestly, what keeps me grounded is my faith and my value system.

Alyson Stoner

#48. I started dancing when I was 3 in Toledo, Ohio, and started hip-hop dancing at the age of 7.

Alyson Stoner

#49. Your ambition outweighed your talent

Casey Stoner

#50. I'm a hip-hop dancer, but when I'm in my room it turns into this lyrical nonsense, and I listen to Phil Wickham and India Arie, who has the most precious songs.

Alyson Stoner

#51. People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.

Casey Stoner

#52. Everyone seems quite good at stories and making them up.

Casey Stoner

#53. I have broken my collarbone twice in a year.

Casey Stoner

#54. I never really look too far ahead, to be honest.

Casey Stoner

#55. The money doesn't interest me. I'm not enjoying MotoGP, and I'm retiring.

Casey Stoner

#56. We had lost the fight for the preservation of the white race until God himself intervened in earthly affairs with AIDS to rescue and preserve the white race that he had created ... I praise God all the time for AIDS.

J. B. Stoner

#57. Infidels: Repent of Mohammedanism or burn in hell forever, throughout eternity.

J. B. Stoner

#58. I'm very serious about what I write and who I allow to produce the music, because I want to make sure it's a true album, and not just something pushed out there to create hype and more fame for myself.

Alyson Stoner

#59. ...everything you say is a fact, but none of it is true

John Williams

#60. I like to aim for significance over success because rarely can you be significant and also successful, but many people can be successful and not significant.

Alyson Stoner

#61. I think I don't really have any expectations; I don't look at the season as a whole - I look at it race by race.

Casey Stoner

#62. I've always known there's more to life than just racing for a long time.

Casey Stoner

#63. I have been going from one racetrack to another for years, since I was 14.

Casey Stoner

#64. I'm not always going to keep waiting for a fairytale ending.

Casey Stoner

#65. I personally find that each instalment has a different director, cast and crew, and I've also been in a different season in my life for each of them, so I feel like each movie is a unique experience that centres around my undying passion for music and dance.

Alyson Stoner

#66. I can only do what I can do.

Casey Stoner

#67. I love what I do, and I just remember that every breath and every moment is a gift and it can be taken away at any time, so I want to appreciate it and be grateful for it while it's here.

Alyson Stoner

#68. Being married has helped my racing.

Casey Stoner

#69. I have been interested in V8s for a long time.

Casey Stoner

#70. I want to learn how to play an instrument. I want to break a world record. I'm just a very determined, motivated type of person.

Alyson Stoner

#71. My relationship with God is what gives me a moral compass on what decisions to make and that stuff. I'm thankful that I have the people around me that I do, and they remind me each day of who I am and what I stand for.

Alyson Stoner

#72. Even in motocross, you're struggling to see people pass each other anymore. There seems to be one line in motocross.

Casey Stoner

#73. There are a lot of good guys that I race against, and that's what I enjoy the most.

Casey Stoner

#74. Once I decided to retire from bikes, there was no thought to go racing again. I wanted to have a full year off and maybe even see the world a bit.

Casey Stoner

#75. Even now with the operation, with the damage done, my ankle probably is never going to be back to 100 per cent.

Casey Stoner

#76. Don't worry," he said, that grandfatherly smile spreading across his face once more, "I've been fishing for over forty years. You've got plenty of time to catch up, maybe even pass what I've done. You're a perspicacious piscatorial pursuer, and I'm sure you'll catch the big ones.

S. Bradley Stoner