Stocking Filler Quotes

#1. The type of guys I used to date wouldn't know the difference between Rowling and Rolaids.

Tabi Wollstonecraft

#2. 12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#3. Sometimes you win or sometimes you lose.
I don't wanna lose you, Don't even own you.
I just wanna stay right here, Until never dawns

Corinne Bailey Rae

#4. When I find a role I want to play, I just go after it.

Jennifer Jason Leigh

#5. All autobiographies are alibi-ographies.

Clare Boothe Luce

#6. I love hearing people laugh.

James Gandolfini

#7. A suicide is tragic because nothing interrupted it.

Emma Woolf

#8. Why do you have to make it so difficult to apologize?' she burst out, dogging his heels as he crossed the room to gather the rest of his things.
'And why, pray tell, should I make it easy?' he returned.

Julia Quinn

#9. You can't beat everyone up all the time with the same brush

Steve Claridge

#10. Matthew 10:34
Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.

Anonymous

#11. I was harder to pin down, but I knew him when I saw him. Like the Supreme Court and pornography, I was aware.

Alice Clayton

#12. Unlike cheap stocks, inexpensive asset classes have a lower chance of big drawdowns (broad asset classes don't go to zero) and a higher probability of average or better returns.

Barry Ritholtz

#13. All these massive executive-power-consolidating, pound-you-up-the-fanny-whenever-the-urge-so-takes-me directives could simply be ordered not to exist anymore by me, as your next president, with the simple stroke of my pen. So

Cintra Wilson

#14. I don't worry much but I'm starting to worry a little.

Malik Rose