Steve Stifler Quotes

#1. Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.

Tim Heidecker

#2. She went crazy with a calm face,
justifiably so.

Douglas Coupland

#3. Well-observed facts, though brought to light by passing theories, will never die; they are the material on which alone the house of science will at last be built.

Claude Bernard

#4. There can be but little liberty on earth while men worship a tyrant in heaven.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#5. Set your fantasies in the here and now and then, if challenged, claim to be writing Magical Realism.

Neil Gaiman

#6. Plenty of gun opponents have pointed out the obvious: that the Founding Fathers could never have envisioned the kinds of 'arms' that exist today - Washington, Jefferson, and the rest had never even seen a bullet. Musket balls for guns that required constant reloading were the 'arms' of the day.

Kurt Eichenwald

#7. Passion towards Work! Yields Satisfaction in work

Vijenda Kumar

#8. Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

Alexei Sayle

#9. Just as the light of the sun attracts a healthy eye, so through love knowledge of God naturally draws to itself a pure intellect.

Maximus The Confessor

#10. I would tell you that she is global warming.
She's the one that completely altered the
climate of my life and like the people
on this planet, I'm not ready for her.

Anthony Otero