Stavovi Su Quotes

#1. EXCEPTION, n. A thing which takes the liberty to differ from other things of its class, as an honest man, a truthful woman, etc.

Ambrose Bierce

#2. My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a shootout onstage with Santa Claus.

Bill Hader

#3. We have been taught to "just eat a balanced diet." We have been taught wrong. The truth is natural healing works.

Andrew Saul

#4. Occasionally he will catch the whispers of this abandoned voice, in the afterglow of certain dreams with that lingering sense of a paradise lost, reminding him of another kind of life, the life he was always meant to live, but for whatever reason, he did not.1

Michael Goorjian

#5. Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

Will Cuppy