Statistical Anomaly Quotes

#1. Although I speak very highly of Marines, whether they are enlisted or officers, there always seems to be a statistical anomaly when it comes to the ratio of shitbags to non-shitbags everywhere in the world.

Jeffrey Sands

#2. I realize that Camilla is out very own statistical anomaly, an outlier that no one seems to know where to place.

Melissa Keil

#3. I don't like most contemporary art. But I think if you talked to any person who's heavily involved in contemporary art, they'd say the same thing. If you go to a biennale, you don't expect to like much of it.

Tom Rachman

#4. Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night.

Miles Kington

#5. The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones to them. "This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where's the wife jokes, where's the fat jokes?"

Jerry Seinfeld

#6. Some things are worth getting your heart broken for.

Sarah Jane Smith

#7. When you don't have a future, you act different. You don't plan. You don't try. You just... exist

Sarah Fine

#8. Whatever you design[/make/build], use it to raise the expectations of what can be achieved

Paula Scher

#9. The fibres of our secular hearts are bent and bowed beneath the unaccustomed tempest.

Virginia Woolf

#10. Hers were the pale gray that made you think of nightfall and silver bullets and the edge of winter. The color that filled the sky before it was torn in half by lightening.

Jodi Picoult

#11. His voice just became the music her soul yearned to embrace, to compose the right notes to make their songs come together again, as easily and beautifully as they had before.

Joey W. Hill

#12. If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

Abigail Van Buren

#13. I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.

Paul Mooney