Stamboul Quotes

#1. There was a young man from Stamboul, Who soliloquized thus to his tool: You took all my wealth And you ruined my health, And now you won't pee, you old fool.

Kurt Vonnegut

#2. Fairy Princessfuckingrella is kicking her slutting up a notch.
He saw Livia tense out of the corner of his eye. Shit. Kyle's going to ruin their night together.

Debra Anastasia

#3. I said it is a new day, let us greet it together." Half

S.K. Epperson

#4. So in a nutshell," he says, "something snapped. That's what people say, isn't it? But to be honest, now I hear myself saying it, I don't think that's right. I wonder if something mended. Maybe something joined up.

Rachel Elliott

#5. The least offensive way of refusing a request is not to let it be made.

Rex Stout

#6. Cottage cheese is one of our culture's most visible symbols of self-denial; marketed honestly, it would appear in dairy cases with warning labels: this substance is self-punitive; ingest with caution.

Caroline Knapp

#7. In the minds and hearts of the American people, there is a great hunger for peace based on a universal recognition of the values of freedom and human dignity.

Hubert H. Humphrey

#8. Saying it ain't fair, over and over again while you stand in front of a wrecking ball is kinda senseless, I think.

Dan Groat

#9. I knew I would be running with so many people watching all over the world because of him. People love Bolt. He has many fans out there because of his great achievements and breaking world records in Olympics. I've done the same and it's a great honour. I'm happy and I'm happy for him.

David Rudisha

#10. The primary quality that Lao Tzu seems to emobdy is humility, which is the image of water - seeking the common level of existence.

Frederick Lenz

#11. I think we need to have competitive tax rates in order to create jobs in this country. And I think it should be fair.

Kristi Noem

#12. Youth has triumphed (upon defeating 86-year-old Dirk van Foreest).

Jacques Mieses