Squeglia Table Quotes

#1. How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!

Brad Warner

#2. Tend to th' master's whistle. - Blow

William Shakespeare

#3. If childhood is still a state, it is now chiefly a state of confusion.

Phyllis McGinley

#4. Sixty-three percent of our university students are female. But you still see violations of women's rights in Iran. A Muslim man can have up to four wives. He can divorce his wife without offering any reason, while it is quite difficult for a woman to get a divorce.

Shirin Ebadi

#5. I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost ... my virginity.

Bo Burnham

#6. I think I understand life. I think I understand how to live. I'm enjoying my life. I don't really live in an as extravagant way as people think.

Donald Trump

#7. Being tall and big was probably more painful than being black.

Wendy Williams

#8. I'm not looking for a 'yes' woman, but a strong person who knows when to be objective and when not to be.

OMI

#9. Always work hard, be honest, and be proud of who you are.

Patricia Velasquez

#10. Genius is that in which the soul of a race bums at its brightest, revealing and preserving its vision; works of art are great and significant in proportion to the clarity and fulness with which they incarnate this vision.

George Edward Woodberry

#11. Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get too excited when you read the Fountainhead 4.In times of recession, it is time for invention. 5.Things can kill you, so keep that in mind, you fearless know it alls.

Eugene Mirman

#12. There is a longing for a return to a time without the need for choices, free of the regret at the inevitable loss that all choice (however wonderful) has entailed.

Alain De Botton