Squarepants Family Tree Quotes

#1. I want to be known as a professional weirdo. There aren't many Salvador Dalis or Buckminster Fullers left. If I become popular enough, I can establish the next step for records.

Todd Rundgren

#2. To add to our misery and despair, a bloated aristocracy has sent to China - the greatest and oldest despotism in the world - for a cheap working slave.

Denis Kearney

#3. Religion is as healthy and normal as life itself.

Charles Fletcher Dole

#4. wherever the argument, like a wind, tends, thither must we go.

Plato

#5. Schools often box kids into predefined categories. But we don't know what amazing ideas, inventions, cures, and contributions all these youths really have.

Phil Keoghan

#6. The characteristic place to find Christians is among their enemies. The first place to look for Christ is in Hell.

William Stringfellow

#7. If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Johnny Carson

#8. Sometimes people leave us because staying becomes an impossibility. Because the world just gets too small. Or, sometimes, because there is just one boat, and too many hands ... Because maybe, life can be a bit bigger than it exists today. And because, somewhere else, there may be another boat.

Collier Lumpkin