Sprinkler System Quotes

#1. The Library of Alexandria?" I ask. "Didn't that burn down?"
Mrs Philipoulus scoffs. "Damn fool Hypatia. Athena tried to convince her to install a sprinkler system. But no-o-o, no one was going to tell the librarianatrix how to run her library.

Tera Lynn Childs

#2. The "rain" was nothing more than the emergency sprinkler system gone wild. All this trouble could be easily explained: the sprinklers malfunctioning. Maleficent had done her job well.

Ridley Pearson

#3. And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.

Jim Norton

#4. There's no point pretending to be someone or something we're not.

Fennel Hudson

#5. Our freedom is the way in which we are able to let the world open before us, and ourselves stand open within it.

William Barrett

#6. I hope that if I ever disappear, people don't look for me based on the last websites I visited. Kind of an awkward press conference for my parents. Officer, do you have any leads? Well, based on Mr. Finnegan's computer entries, we think he was abducted by Sorority Sluts.

Christian Finnegan

#7. Perhaps we are only forerunners. Twenty or even a hundred years may pass before the National Socialist idea is victorious; those who believe in the ideal today may die: but what is a man in the development of a people, of mankind.

Adolf Hitler

#8. I fear that, in the end, the famous debate among materialists, idealists, and dualists amounts to a merely verbal dispute that is more a matter for the linguist than for the speculative philosopher.

Moses Mendelssohn

#9. The more ways we have to connect, the more many of us seem desperate to unplug.

Pico Iyer

#10. I know, right? I really think I want to be a single for a while."
I turn to Jane and say, "I bet you five bucks he'll be in love within four hours."
She laughs. "Make it three and you're on."
"Deal."
We shake.

John Green

#11. A cat is only technically an animal, being divine.

Robert Lynd

#12. Paint should not be applied thick. It should be like a breath on the surface of a pane of glass.

James Whistler

#13. Acting is pretty much my whole life.

Carol Kane

#14. The Bible is one of the most genocidal books in history.

Noam Chomsky

#15. I started my career wanting to make a 'James Bond' movie, and I couldn't get hired! I made 'The Bourne Identity,' and ultimately the impact of that film was that it changed the 'James Bond' franchise.

Doug Liman

#16. What Wolf began to realize was that

Malcolm Gladwell

#17. Awakening is not something you achieve. It is something you relax into.

Leonard Jacobson

#18. I think very often the price paid for a work is the trophy itself.

Arne Glimcher