Spoofs Quotes

#1. I lose tons of stuff on the cutting room floor. For Scary Movie 3, for example, we had a lot of Matrix spoofs, a Hulk scene, and some of that stuff just doesn't hold up - it's too much plot, audiences just didn't want to hear about it.

David Zucker

#2. Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

Leslie Nielsen

#3. You pick up loads of baggage with your first record with reaction to it from fans and critics. So I went to Ireland by myself for a couple of weeks with my guitar. I read lots of poetry, I read Patti Smith's autobiography and started words and phrases and then songs started to take shape.

Ellie Goulding

#4. Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

Michael R. Burch

#5. I can't help but think that, comic book-wise, this whole episode would probably fill nothing but a couple interlude frames; like that moment where a character has a sepia-tinted dream before crashing back into their real story.

Melissa Keil

#6. What the United States has to do is send a clear message to Iran that they will not be able to develop nuclear weapons. Why endure the difficulty of sanctions if they are not going to be able to develop nuclear weapons anyway?

Alan Dershowitz

#7. Do few things but do them well, simple joys are holy.

Francis Of Assisi

#8. Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just.

Thomas Jefferson

#9. My aim is to institute perpetual adoration," he said, for this is the "the most important activity.

Maximilian Kolbe

#10. To improve someone's life, don't reprimand but find the opportunity to appreciate and encourage.

Debasish Mridha

#11. Religion is the one area of our discourse

Sam Harris