Spoofed Quotes

#1. People don't stand up and protect their dreams because they get spoofed in a way.

Kanye West

#2. I've seen how the issues that come across a president's desk are always the hard ones - the problems where no amount of data or numbers will get you to the right answer.

Michelle Obama

#3. People love music, they love songs and they love movies. I just don't understand how, along the way, a musical become something that was less than both of those, instead of being something that is an incredible merge of two things that people love.

Jeremy Jordan

#4. A managed democracy is a wonderful thing ... for the managers ... and its greatest strength is a 'free press' when 'free' is defined as 'responsible' and the managers define what is 'irresponsible'.

Robert A. Heinlein

#5. My greatest thrill was the day Mad magazine spoofed 'Ghost.'

Jerry Zucker

#6. My eating habits were so bad for many years that I didn't actually know the intricacies of making a salad.

Maureen Dowd

#7. Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh.

Charlie Chaplin

#8. The media only report stupid or careless answers, not stupid or unfair questions.

Colin Powell

#9. I think if I was 5-foot-3, I would have been really popular and dated a lot more in high school. I didn't develop like the pretty girl.

Gabrielle Reece