Spongebob Plankton Quotes

#1. My little blurb wasn't going to win me any speaker-of-the-year awards, but at least I hadn't tripped and fallen off the stage, crushing and killing three elderly jazz fans.

Jordan Sonnenblick

#2. The most favourable laws can do very little towards the happiness of people when the disposition of the ruling power is adverse to them.

Edmund Burke

#3. I didn't say I was running, did I?

Rick Perry

#4. He felt the sad relief of a man who realizes that there is one love at least that no longer hurts him.

Graham Greene

#5. My revenge is fraternity! No more frontiers! The Rhine for everyone! Let us be the same Republic, let us be the United States of Europe, let us be the continental federation, let us be European liberty, let us be universal peace!

Victor Hugo

#6. Comedians are the best public speakers and are up against the most brutal audiences, so you must study them. Learn from them.

James Altucher

#7. I have nothing to do with comics. I know nothing about comics. I am aware of the importance of comics, but they're not within my world. Not because I feel that I'm above it, but just that micro-surgery is not in my world either. Is that a deficit or is that an advantage?

Christoph Waltz

#8. I'm always trying to come up with something new and unique. I do a beatbox with a harmonica.

Doug E. Fresh