Splitmecrackle Quotes

#1. A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a brute of a singingmaster so horribly, that my head is nearly off.

Edward Lear

#2. If God had to give a woman wrinkles, He might at least have put them on the soles of her feet.

Ninon De L'Enclos

#3. Democracy means free television, not good television, but free.

Johnny Carson

#4. He is coming like the glory of the morning on the wave, He is wisdom to the mighty, he is succour to the brave, So the world shall be his footstool, and the soul of Time his slave, Our God is marching on.

Julia Ward Howe

#5. I dare not be myself when I'm in a relationship; I become what the other person expects of me (or what I think the other person expects of me), or I stay apart, alone.

Thomas D'Ansembourg

#6. Do not be deceived into thinking that how a man acts is the full picture.

Arthur Helps

#7. Wicked Tribe, Rooling Tribe! is the mejor hacker tribe. Too small, too fast, too scientific!

Tad Williams

#8. A family is a messy unwieldy thing bounded only by blood andbeneath all the embarrassmentaffection.

Priya Parmar

#9. Blondes are the girlfriend, brunete is the femme fatale, but the heroine, she's the redheaded girl.

Marion Roach

#10. If nothing had any meaning, you would be right. But there is something that still has a meaning.

Albert Camus