Spliff Quotes

#1. Well ah woke up aboot hauf ten an' ah wiz still pissed fae the Friday night. Oan the table beside ma bed wiz hauf a spliff, hauf a boatle a wine an' a can ay beer. Ah smoked the spliff an' drank the wine fur ma breakfast then rolled another joint tae huv wae the beer.

Stephen Livingston

#2. I never boned a honey that I didn't like,
I never saw a mile that I couldn't hike.
I never had a spliff to make me choke,
I never had a pocket that was broke.

Dres

#3. Light up a spliff and hit the strip club.

Brad Wilkerson

#4. Excuse me while I light my spliff, Good God I gotta take a lift, From reality I just cant drift, That's why I'm staying with this riff

Bob Marley

#5. Relaxed, I lit a spliff.

Michael Moorcock

#6. How can I shake and dispel the awful reputation of being an "erudite" writer? I'm about as erudite as a traffic cop. I like to know things; what's so two-headed peculiar about that?

Guy Davenport

#7. Yesterday was a beautiful tune on the lips of life and today is a silent secret.

Kahlil Gibran

#8. Wisdom makes light the darkness of ignorance.

Gautama Buddha

#9. The evil was not in either ideal; the evil was in the attempt to impose that ideal by force upon others.

Norman Angell

#10. "Abroad," that large home of ruined reputations.

George Eliot

#11. They grow them like that nowadays? Sign me up to be a cougar.

Tijan

#12. When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.

Judith Viorst