Spiderlings Parachuting Quotes

#1. This week, Georgia's board of education approved a plan that allows teachers to keep using the word Evolution when teaching biology. Though, as a compromise, dinosaurs are now called Jesus Horses.

Jimmy Fallon

#2. They say you get a hard-on when you die. Apparently, it doesn't go away.

Marshall Thornton

#3. So often people say something and you realise you haven't really heard it.

Joely Richardson

#4. Imagine you were flowing with energy and confidence, free of doubt and fear.

Shawn Phillips

#5. All is ephemeral, both what remembers and what is remembered.

Marcus Aurelius

#6. Despite our policy of candor, we will discuss our activities in marketable securities only to the extent legally required. Good investment ideas are rare, valuable and subject to competitive appropriation just as good product or business acquisition ideas are.

Warren Buffett

#7. The wise needn't ask, the fool asks in vain.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#8. It is hard to look away from the swirl of media that the untimely and tragic death of Heath Ledger has engendered, and the Internet has jacked the frenzy into overdrive.

Kara Swisher

#9. Rashness is oftener the resort of cowardice than of courage.

Duke Of Wellington

#10. Al Gonzales is a dedicated public servant and exceptionally qualified to be our nation's next Attorney General. I know that a lot has been said about Judge Gonzales' life story. It is a story of the fulfillment of the American Dream.

Mel Martinez