Spapperi Tobacco Quotes

#1. During a recent press conference, former President Jimmy Carter said he could never run for president today because he doesn't have a lot of money. Well, that and the fact that he's the famously bad president Jimmy Carter.

Jimmy Fallon

#2. I get really bad plane bloat. Your body and your face and everything swells. I could never get rid of it. It stays with you.

Rebecca Romijn

#3. Perhaps this was a day of firsts. The day one dies, of course, is a first in any life.

Dean Koontz

#4. One of the first jobs I ever had was opening clams in a seafood restaurant, so I'm pretty quick at it.

Tom Colicchio

#5. Why has our poetry eschewed The rapture and response of food? What hymns are sung and praises said For the home made miracle of bread?

Louis Untermeyer

#6. Midlife crises are the best-funded stage of rebellion, because, finally, the rebel himself can lavish the amount of money he feels befits the depth of his self-pity.

Alex Sheshunoff