Southern Wives Quotes

#1. By the time I was five, I was a little diva.

Stevie Nicks

#2. That's right honey...It's much easier to follow the bitch than it is to follow the saint.

Maryln Schwartz

#3. Think that you love your wife and say it,
know that you love your wife and show it.
If your wife asks for the moon, give her the sun too.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#4. You might as well baptize a bag of sand as a man, if not done in view of the remission of sins and getting of the Holy Ghost. Baptism by water is but half a baptism, and is good for nothing without the other half-that is, baptism of the Holy Ghost.

Joseph Smith Jr.

#5. The stigma of the straight-to-DVD thing is over.

Edward Burns

#6. We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.

Jon Stewart

#7. Da5id Meier, supreme hacker overlord, founding father of the Metaverse protocol, creator and proprietor of the world-famous Black Sun, has just suffered a system crash. He's been thrown out of his own bar by his own daemons.

Neal Stephenson

#8. To be cured, we must rise from our graves and throw off the cerements of the dead. Nobody can do it for another - it is a private affair which is best done collectively. We must die as egos and be born again in the swarm, not separated and self-hypnotized, but individual and related.

Henry Miller

#9. By 1865, all Southern women - the happily and regrettably single, the perpetually engaged, the wives and widows - had tired of the war. The Confederacy was shrinking, and the morale of its remaining men shrinking with it.

Karen Abbott

#10. Give me some music! Now, good morrow, friends!

William Shakespeare

#11. I'll go to Santiago.
And the banana tree a jellyfish.

Federico Garcia Lorca