Southern Maryland Sayings

#1. What?" "You're smiling like Mom at a New Kids On The Block concert.

Kelly Oram

#2. It's not worth moving heaven and earth, spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person.

Mitt Romney

#3. [Boxed] Multiple bouncing balls in a box are a metaphor for community. Notice how the escaping balls explode. This is what happens to people who move from Perl to Ruby .

Larry Wall

#4. Repentance is belief in action.

J.D. Greear

#5. You know,' said Jane, 'for a while there I thought we would be okay.

Adam Baker

#6. The civilian wants to respect what the veteran has gone through. The veteran wants to protect memories that are painful and sacred to him from outside judgment.

Phil Klay

#7. Since I can't write the greatest American novel, I'm going to write the longest American novel.

Thomas Steinbeck

#8. Sympathy is the charm of human life ...

Grace Aguilar

#9. You are a child of the sun, you come from the sun, and that is something true with the Earth also ... your relationship with the Earth is so deep, and the Earth is in you and this is something not very difficult, much less difficult then philosophy.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#10. Once you know this kind of love, you will never question love again. You'll know it when you see it. You'll know it when you feel it. You will never be confused by something that is something else.

Kate McGahan

#11. If God rewarded the righteous immediately, we would soon be engaged in business, not godliness ... we would be pursuing not piety,but profit.

Clement Of Alexandria

#12. Should a slave, when assaulted, but raise his hand in self defense, the white assaulting party is fully justified by southern, or Maryland, public opinion, in shooting the slave down.

Frederick Douglass

#13. There is no perfect day in calendar, it's just a matter of number. Sometimes you've to make your day perfect by picking one moment...

Ankit Rawat

#14. In 1775, no fewer than nine colonies had established churches, ranging from Congregational establishments in New Hampshire, Connecticut and Massachusetts to Episcopal churches in the southern states from Maryland on down.

M. Stanton Evans

#15. I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana-ing.

Kate Ellison