Southern Baptist Funny Quotes

#1. Obstacles are our friends: they teach us where we're stuck.

Pema Chodron

#2. I'm not just taking trips down memory lane; I'm broken down on it.

Pete Wentz

#3. I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up.

Caela Carter

#4. There is so much power at your fingertips! Use it!

Sadie Calvano

#5. If the universe is infinite, then every possibility must exist in reality, yes?

Zachary Rawlins

#6. My mum was crazy. And her mum was crazy. And her mum's mum was crazy. Is it my turn? Am I going to live the rest of my life giggling at raindrops, wearing paper slippers? When I go to dinner with friends should I not use a fork 'cause I just might snap? Hey, you guys look great. How's the baby?

Christopher Titus

#7. You could look at people in India and say we are manufacturing the cabin that is going to be a part of the U.S. President's helicopter. That's a pretty big deal, right? There are 11 other heads of state who we support, but the fact is, to me, it's a very large deal.

Louis R. Chenevert

#8. That was the trouble with hiding things. Sometimes, if you were in a hurry, you left them behind. Even important things.

Neil Gaiman

#9. While we remain a nation decisively shaped by religious faith, our politics and our culture are, in the main, less influenced by movements and arguments of an explicitly Christian character than they were even five years ago. I think this is a good thing - good for our political culture.

Jon Meacham

#10. I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

Matt LeBlanc

#11. When she forgets to be scared, she gazes at me like she knows I hold all the answers.
Yeah, I am officially hooked.

Harper Sloan

#12. My favorite designers are, Chloe, D&G, Christian Louboutin and Marc Jacobs. I change my style from day to day, so I have many favorites.

Candice Swanepoel