Soupy Sausage Quotes

#1. On Easter, the Pope asked for peace in the Middle East. There are two groups the Pope has to contend with - Jewish people and Muslims. They couldn't wait to hear his suggestions.

Conan O'Brien

#2. The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.

Bert Blyleven

#3. I have a sister who is technophobic; she doesn't even use a computer.

George Takei

#4. A special gift for a special Lady.

Anne Bishop

#5. Personal style is my mom, after some red wine, walking like she intends to restore order and beauty to the world with her posture alone.

Emily Henry

#6. This country is a one-party country. Half of it is called Republican and half is called Democrat. It doesn't make any difference. All the really good ideas belong to the Libertarians.

Hugh Downs

#7. My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

Tracy Morgan

#8. Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you've half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're doing a hundred miles an hour in a suburban side street.

P. J. O'Rourke

#9. Racism is not merely about individual chauvinism, prejudice, or bigotry. Ruth Glimore reminds us that it is about the ways different groups are 'vulnerable to premature death,' whether at the hands of the state or structures that kill.

Jeff Chang

#10. You know,' Reg said, 'we're going to get out. We really are. Even if we have to let fire to the ceiling.' He glopped jam onto a white crawdad tail with a grit covered finger. 'But we have to eat enough of this so that we get sick and die a couple days after.

N.D. Wilson

#11. The bitter past, more welcome is the sweet.

William Shakespeare

#12. These irregularities of judgment, I imagine, are found even in riper minds than Mary Garth's: our

George Eliot