Sorriest Christmas Quotes

#1. Certainly, I, as an audience, am stricken with terror if I see only two people onstage. And one person, I think, is even harder for people to take.

Pauline Collins

#2. Israel attacked Gaza solely in response to hundreds of rockets sent by Hamas to kill as many Israelis as possible.

Dennis Prager

#3. I grew up in this world where everything seemed possible.

Fareed Zakaria

#4. Rome wasn't built in a day, but man, did they get a break on the labor.

Jimmy Hoffa

#5. An ounce of logic can be worth more than a ton of tradition that has become obsolete through the weathering of time.

Ed Parker

#6. I would like to sleep, in order to surrender myself to the dreamers, the way I surrender myself to those who read me with eyes wide open; in order to stop imposing, in this realm, the conscious rhythm of my thought.

Andre Breton

#7. Certainty is not to be had. But as we learn this we become not more moral but more resigned. We become nihilists.

Allen Wheelis

#8. Do not craze yourself with thinking, but go about your business anywhere.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#9. The number one joy indicator, the one thing that will predict whether someone feels joy in their life or not, is the practice of gratitude.

John O'Leary

#10. I don't even know you!"
"Oh," Casey said, "You will."
"Don't you threaten me!

T.J. Klune

#11. Any one could write a book," said the taxi driver. " Yes, they could, but they DON'T," said Maeve Binchy

Maeve Binchy

#12. Religion and philosophy have their value, but in the end all we can do is open to mystery and live a path with heart

Jack Kornfield

#13. Tut, tut, child!' said the Duchess. 'Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.' And she squeezed herself up closer to Alice's side as she spoke.

Lewis Carroll

#14. There's some new evidence that has just come out about the CIA planning terrorist attacks on U.S. soil in the '60s and how they were going to set up Castro for it in order to get America behind a war in Cuba.

Aaron McGruder

#15. I'd violated the primary rule of junior and senior high
don't get people talking about you too much. This was wearing the brightest shirt on the playground. This was Mom giving you a kiss in the lobby.

Darin Strauss